1. GEMINI When someone tells you to jump, you don’t ask, “How high?,” you sit down and cross your arms defiantly. When someone politely asks you to lower your voice, you start shouting at the top of your lungs. When you see a sign stating that the speed limit is 65MPH, you purposely slam on […] More
Aries (March 21st to April 19th) The best way to convince your ex to get back with you is to not convince them at all. An Aries values their independence, even when they truly want to be with you, they still like the chase. If you grovel to an Aries they’ll never get back with […] More
ARIES: DISHONESTY (March 21st to April 19th) There are four things you can’t live without: air, water, food, and lying. You lie to make yourself look better, you lie to make others look worse, you lie to get yourself out of trouble, and you lie to get others into trouble. You lie like you breathe. […] More
1. SCORPIO Your mind is like a TSA full-body scanner—you undress people with your eyes the moment you see them. You wonder what they’d be like in bed, whether it’d be plain and boring or wild and kinky, how often they have sex, how strong their sex drive is, whether or not they smell nice, […] More
Aries March 21st – April 19th As an Aries, March is looking to be a month filled with deep thoughts. You will be in touch with your emotions, able to assess these emotions in unbelievable measures. Your senses will be sharp, keen, and on point. This could also be a downfall for you, Aries. […] More
IT’S PISCES SEASON, HONEY! Ah our sweet fish, Pisces, the visionary lovers of the zodiac. Gentle, dreamy, naturally empathic –their feet are rarely tethered to the ground and it’s not uncommon for them to get lost in whatever fantasy they’ve concocted. When you think about who to pair a Pisces babe with, it’s hard to […] More
1. SCORPIO Worst of the worst. Falling in love with a Scorpio is like falling through a trapdoor. They will sting your heart in a million little places and let it slowly bleed out. They are the type that will laugh in your face as you cry. As you start crying harder, they will start […] More
Aries (March 21st to April 19th) He doesn’t think your girlfriend material because you love to go out…and stay out. Your idea of fun is not staying in to snuggle under a blanket while watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days. You’re spontaneous and you don’t like to stick to one plan. You like […] More
Just because two people are incompatible relationship-wise doesn’t mean that they can’t have a lot of fun in the bedroom. There are plenty of couples who are driven together by their lust for one another. They have incredible passion for each other and they are able to sustain that passion with immense physical intimacy. Of […] More
The single life can be a lot of fun. A lot of zodiac signs long to find their soul mate, and although there might be someone out there that is perfectly designed for your horoscope sign, you may have to first find who you’re incompatible with astrologically. Breakups are hard and they can make you feel […] More
LEO AND TAURUS Although a Leo can be exceptionally confident and warm-hearted — especially when it comes to the people she trusts in her inner circle — she is an artist, first and foremost. Being a Leo, I can say from personal experience that our kind of “organized chaos” is not one to messed with. We have our stuff in order […] More
Sometimes you can’t let go. Are you someone who gets caught up in the past and can’t seem to move on? If you look to astrology, your zodiac sign can tell you whether you’re someone who’s prone to holding on maybe a little too tightly to the past, or if you’re a person who lives […] More