Aries: March 21st – April 19th
Cody. You’re impulsive. You make decisions without considering how they might backfire on you. You just go with your gut. You don’t care who you piss off in the process.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
Alex. You are strong in every sense of the word — both mentally and physically. You don’t need a man to buy you dinner or to help you find happiness, because you can take care of yourself.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
Paul. Everybody loves you, because you’re entertaining — and because you know how to manipulate everyone’s emotions. You know exactly what to say and do to get them on your side. You’re a born charmer. Or maybe a born con artist.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
Jessica. You get attached to people easily. As soon as you fall for someone new, you cling tightly to them. And you would do anything to defend them.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
Raven. You’re a total sweetheart, but you’re also kind of an attention whore. You want everything to be about you. You want everyone to love you — and you’ll do whatever it takes to make that happen.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
Dominique. You have a huge heart. You always see the best in people, even after they hurt you. But when it’s time to stick up for yourself, you don’t hold back. You speak your mind.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
Christmas. You’re a badass who stays positive, even during the worst moments of your life. You always look on the bright side. You always persist, even when everyone else encourages you to give up.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
Josh. Most of the time, everyone loves you, because you’re a fun person to spend time with and know how to make everyone laugh. But you have a bad temper and a tendency to hold grudges, and that can rub people the wrong way.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
Elena. All you think about is sex. All you talk about is sex. You’re comfortable with your body and wish that more people felt that way.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
Matt. You never say more than you have to say. You never do more than you have to do. You’ll let everyone around you fight and watch from the background with your bowl of cereal.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
Mark. At first glance, you look like you’re strong. But you’re secretly one of the most emotional people out there. You’re sensitive. In touch with your feelings. You aren’t afraid to cry.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
Kevin. Everyone loves you. No one realizes how smart and sneaky you can be. They all think that you’re their best friend, that you would never hurt them. You have the world wrapped around your finger.
Holly Riordan is the author of Lifeless Souls, available.